Marty the seafaring Bishop
03/12/2004




Stupid verse from the shores of Goa

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Get back behind the fence
17/11/2004



I was with dan phone, singing along with Enter Sadman, I sang 'gripping your dildo tight' he thought I said weeping your dildo pies, hence this poem was born

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Older 

The Sweetest RoseIf you haven't felt the joy of love, you know not the pain of it's loss 21/08/2004
A Whisper As Old As The WindBit of a good of life the universe and everything one, (except it doesn't mention 42) 06/06/2004
busy lizzardlizzards get caught up the 9to5 trap too 10/08/2003
Where's the MonkeyMe and Boz have this thing about our "monkey minds", this is about the monkey
 30/05/2003
Give a Wolf a PenWrote this when I was having creative difficulties 08/05/2003
I thought I'd put my pen to paperA little poem to help you through difficult times 29/04/2003
Sausage from the bag of Ridicularity
I know shall pull an object from my ridicularity bag:
Ah a sausage, 24/04/2003
Monkey MindCute little number written for my friend Boz 24/04/2003
Decisionsquick little thought 21/04/2003
It'll Make Your Hair CurlIn loving Memory of Grandad Smith. 21/04/2003
Goat and LadybirdLonely Goat fall in love with lady bird 21/04/2003
BakingSent as an email to a close friend, we made a cake later 21/04/2003
Clambering Over My Bodyclambering over my body
and clutching my every thought
to let go and feel it 
goes against much I’ve been taught 28/03/2003
why did you come to this place?bit of a sad one... 24/10/2002




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