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Goats

20/06/2005 Goats

Goats have long been a savoured passion of mine.

I first discovered these delightful creatures at the age of 4 months. My parents abandoned me in a 2 star hotel when I was this age, and one of the immigrant bell boys took pity on me. He took me in my swaddling clothes to a nearby meadow and presented me to herd of Cayonu goats. These kindly goats raised and schooled me until I was approximately six years old, it was at about this time I realised I would never be able to produce milk and the subsequent introspective depression that hindered me soon went on to inspire me to become a child prodigy formula 1 driver.